1 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:02,190 Anything goes. 2 00:01:10,449 --> 00:01:15,810 Thank you for watching. 3 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:49,580 I don't know anything about anything goes. 4 00:03:26,359 --> 00:03:29,680 You never told me you spoke my language, Dr. Jones. 5 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,380 Only on special occasions. 6 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:34,960 So, it is true. 7 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:37,320 You found Naachi. 8 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:38,800 You know I did. 9 00:03:39,660 --> 00:03:42,120 Last night, one of your boys tried to get Naachi. 10 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,100 That pained for him. 11 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,060 You have insulted my son. 12 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,920 No, you've insulted me. 13 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,610 Aren't you going to introduce us? 14 00:03:57,670 --> 00:03:58,990 This is Willie Scott. 15 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:03,730 This is Indiana Jones, a famous archaeologist. 16 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:08,510 Well, I thought archaeologists were always funny little men searching for 17 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:10,170 mommy. Mommy. 18 00:04:10,890 --> 00:04:17,430 Dr. Jones found Noachi for me, and he's going to deliver him now. 19 00:04:18,670 --> 00:04:19,810 Say, who is this? 20 00:04:20,950 --> 00:04:21,950 Touch it! 21 00:04:22,190 --> 00:04:23,510 Put the gun away, sonny. 22 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:31,410 I suggest you give me what you owe me, or anything goes. 23 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:51,760 The diamond, Lau. 24 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:54,300 The deal was for the diamond. 25 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,400 You're a very good help. 26 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:30,640 He put two in my dress from Paris. 27 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:31,920 Sit down. 28 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:39,580 Now, you bring me Nurhachi. 29 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:41,480 My pleasure. 30 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:43,940 Who on earth is this Nurhachi? 31 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,860 Nuhachi was a real small guy. 32 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:06,680 Inside are the remains of Nuhachi, first emperor of 33 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:07,680 Manchu dynasty. 34 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:09,740 Welcome home, old boy. 35 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:20,860 And now, 36 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,160 you give me the... 37 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,800 Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going to death? 38 00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:35,220 What's that? 39 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:37,460 Antidote. 40 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,040 To what? 41 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,180 The poison you just drank of. 42 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:50,080 The poison works fast, Dr. Jones. 43 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,280 I find another. 44 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:09,320 Good service here. 45 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,420 That's not a waiter. 46 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:13,120 Wuhan's an old friend. 47 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,580 Game's not over, Lau. 48 00:07:16,060 --> 00:07:17,060 Antidote. 49 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:38,930 I'll get you out of here. 50 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,130 Not this time, Indy. 51 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,930 I've followed you on many adventures. 52 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:46,590 Into the great unknown mystery. 53 00:07:47,810 --> 00:07:49,250 I go first, Indy. 54 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:55,290 Don't be sad, Dr. Jones. 55 00:07:56,030 --> 00:07:58,290 You will soon be joining me. 56 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:06,530 You must drink, Dr. Jones. 57 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:13,030 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 58 00:08:13,030 --> 00:08:13,990 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 59 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:15,750 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 60 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:15,750 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 61 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:16,750 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 62 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:21,140 I'm gonna get you. 63 00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:29,670 Let me have it. 64 00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:18,610 So what does it give? 65 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:17,860 Dr. Jones, wake up. 66 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,320 Are you there already? Oh, good. 67 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,600 No. 68 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:23,700 No, 69 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:26,600 I'm flying. The plane. 70 00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:29,940 I'm all gone. 71 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,480 You know how to fly, don't you? 72 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,900 No. Do you? 73 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:39,659 Oh, no. 74 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,740 How hard can it be? 75 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,260 Altimeter. Okay. 76 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:45,140 Airspeed. 77 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:47,160 Deal. 78 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,480 anyway. 79 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,159 I'm sorry. 80 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160 You can have it. 81 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:03,320 I'm not hungry. 82 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:08,920 You're insulting them and you're embarrassing me. 83 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,100 Eat it. 84 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:13,580 Eat it. Eat it. 85 00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:34,210 Can you provide us with a guide to take us to Delhi? 86 00:22:34,690 --> 00:22:35,770 I'm a professor. 87 00:22:35,970 --> 00:22:37,410 I have to get back to my university. 88 00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:39,750 Yes, Sajnu will guide you. 89 00:22:40,910 --> 00:22:47,570 On the way to Delhi, you will stop at Pankhurst. 90 00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:50,830 Pankhurst is not on the way to Delhi. 91 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,470 You will go to Pankhurst Palace. 92 00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:55,830 I thought the palace had been deserted since. 93 00:22:56,050 --> 00:22:59,310 No, now there is a new Maharaja. 94 00:23:00,270 --> 00:23:04,410 And again, the palace has the power of the dark light. 95 00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:06,550 It is that place. 96 00:23:06,830 --> 00:23:08,310 Kill my people. 97 00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:10,530 What has happened here? 98 00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:12,690 The evil start in Bangkok. 99 00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:19,930 Then like monsoon, it moves darkness 100 00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:24,970 over whole country. 101 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,010 into the one you need. 102 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:46,310 They came from palace and took 103 00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:49,990 Sivalinga from outage. 104 00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:51,830 Took what? 105 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:55,990 A stone, a sacred stone from a shrine that protects the village. 106 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,790 It is why Siva brought you here. 107 00:24:15,630 --> 00:24:16,630 No, no. 108 00:24:17,070 --> 00:24:22,370 We pray to Shiva to help us find the stone. 109 00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:28,710 It was Shiva who made you fall once high. 110 00:24:29,830 --> 00:24:36,730 So you will go to Pankot Palace to find Sivalinga and 111 00:24:36,730 --> 00:24:38,250 bring back to us. 112 00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:40,690 Bring back to us. 113 00:24:41,070 --> 00:24:42,430 Bring back to us. 114 00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,840 Dr. Jones, did they make the plane class to get you here? 115 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,100 No, Shorty, it's just a ghost story. Don't worry about it. 116 00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:01,180 They took the stone from here. 117 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:10,660 Was the stone very smooth like a rock from a sacred river? 118 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:15,520 Yes. With three lines across it, representing the three levels of the 119 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:15,979 That's right. 120 00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:16,980 Yes. 121 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,940 I've seen stones like the one you lost. 122 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:23,680 But why would Maharaja take the sacred stone from here? 123 00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:27,700 He says we must pray to their evil god. 124 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:31,100 He says we will not. 125 00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:35,840 Excuse me, I don't understand how one rock could destroy a whole village. 126 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:45,000 Then when the sacred stone was taken, the village wells dried up and the river 127 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000 turned to sand. 128 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:55,320 The crops were swallowed by the earth. The animals lay down and turned to dust. 129 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,080 Then one night there was a fire in the fields. 130 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,320 The men went out to fight the fire. 131 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,300 When they came back, the women were crying in the darkness. 132 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:13,580 Lama? 133 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:21,780 told their children. 134 00:28:04,459 --> 00:28:10,900 little boy escape from the evil parents many of the children 135 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,860 still there what we do dr jones 136 00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:31,220 that somebody believes the good luck rocks in this village is one of the lost 137 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,220 Shankara stones. 138 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,720 What is Shankara? 139 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,160 Fortune and glory, kid. 140 00:28:39,180 --> 00:28:40,460 Fortune and glory. 141 00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:25,050 We're not going to Delhi, doll. We're going to Pancat Palace. 142 00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:26,950 Oh, Pancat? 143 00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:29,450 I can't go to Pancat. I'm a singer. 144 00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:33,890 Oh, I need to call my agent. Is there a phone? Anybody? I need a phone. 145 00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:27,130 Oh, quit complaining, Mrs. Expensive Stuff. 146 00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:33,050 You come to America with me and we can jog and surf. You like that? 147 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:34,270 You like America? 148 00:30:34,450 --> 00:30:35,830 You're my best friend. 149 00:30:36,630 --> 00:30:37,630 You're my best friend. 150 00:30:39,090 --> 00:30:41,350 Ooh, what big birds! 151 00:30:42,450 --> 00:30:44,690 Those aren't big birds, sweetheart. 152 00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:47,350 They're giant vampire bears. 153 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,100 Oh, quiet down, you big fat boon. This doesn't hurt. 154 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,780 You know what you really need? You really need a bath. 155 00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:22,350 The Japanese bombed Shanghai. He's been living on the streets since he was four. 156 00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:24,250 I caught him trying to pick my pocket. 157 00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:25,810 Didn't I, short stuff? 158 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:25,900 Oh, it's a jungle, sweetheart. 159 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:27,520 Willie. 160 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,100 Willie, Willie. 161 00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:38,360 What is that? Is that short for something? 162 00:33:39,820 --> 00:33:41,560 Willie is my professional name. 163 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,720 Indiana. Hey, lady, you call him Dr. 164 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,800 Jones. My professional name. 165 00:33:50,140 --> 00:33:52,540 Why are you dragging us off to this deserted palace? 166 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,880 Fortune and glory? 167 00:33:57,330 --> 00:34:01,850 Well, this is a piece of an old manuscript. 168 00:34:02,970 --> 00:34:06,510 This pictograph represents Sankara, a priest. 169 00:34:08,070 --> 00:34:09,310 Gentle, gentle. 170 00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:10,889 This is hundreds of years old. 171 00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:12,130 Is that some kind of writing? 172 00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:13,949 Yeah, it's Sanskrit. 173 00:34:14,409 --> 00:34:16,790 Cut it out. It's part of the legend of Sankara. 174 00:34:17,770 --> 00:34:21,210 He climbs Mount Kalisa where he meets Shiva, the Hindu god. 175 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,810 That's Shiva, and what's he handing the priest? 176 00:34:25,659 --> 00:34:26,659 Rocks. 177 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,120 He told him to go forth and combat evil. 178 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,239 And to help him, he gave him five sacred stones with magical property. 179 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,120 Magic rocks. 180 00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:40,600 My grandpa was a magician. He spent his entire life with a rabbit in his pocket 181 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,139 and pigeons up his sleeves. He made a lot of children happy and died a very 182 00:34:44,139 --> 00:34:45,139 man. 183 00:34:45,179 --> 00:34:46,260 Magic rocks. 184 00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:47,580 Fortune and glory. 185 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,380 Sweet dreams, Dr. Jones. 186 00:34:50,739 --> 00:34:51,739 Where are you going? 187 00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,699 I'd sleep closer if I were you. 188 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:56,980 Thank you, Peg. 189 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,000 Dr. Jones, I'd be safer sleeping with this snake. 190 00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:05,480 I said cut it out! 191 00:35:43,630 --> 00:35:44,529 I see it, Shuri. 192 00:35:44,530 --> 00:35:45,530 That's it. 193 00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:46,650 Pancart Palace. 194 00:35:53,790 --> 00:35:54,790 Yeah. 195 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:00,250 I'll be right back. 196 00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:13,810 I don't even know how to do it. 197 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,520 Don't come up here. 198 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:20,280 This is Miss Scott. 199 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,340 This is Mr. Round. 200 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,200 My name is Indiana Jones. 201 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,880 Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist. 202 00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:35,060 Hard to believe, isn't it? Ah, I remember first hearing your name when I 203 00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,060 at Oxford. 204 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:40,500 I'm Chata Lau, Prime Minister to His Highness the Maharaja of Pankhurst. 205 00:38:41,780 --> 00:38:42,780 I've enchanted. 206 00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:45,000 Thank you very much. 207 00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:48,020 Thank you very much. Welcome to Pankhurst Palace. 208 00:38:52,339 --> 00:38:53,339 Enchanted, huh? 209 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:36,020 I'm fortunate tonight to have so many unexpected visitors. 210 00:39:36,580 --> 00:39:42,480 This is Captain... Blumbert, 11th Poon of Rifles. And you, sir, are Dr. Jones, 211 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,300 presume? I am, Captain. 212 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:48,080 Captain Blumbert and his troops are on a routine inspection tour. 213 00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:51,900 The British find it amusing to inspect us at their convenience. 214 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,960 I do hope, sir, that it's not inconvenient to you, sir? 215 00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:00,380 The British worry so about their empire. 216 00:40:00,890 --> 00:40:03,410 Makes us all feel like well -cared -for children. 217 00:40:05,010 --> 00:40:05,570 You 218 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:15,030 look 219 00:40:15,030 --> 00:40:16,030 beautiful. 220 00:40:16,670 --> 00:40:19,030 I think the Maharaja is swimming indeed. 221 00:40:19,390 --> 00:40:21,690 Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea coming here after all. 222 00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,310 You look like a princess. 223 00:40:25,450 --> 00:40:28,910 Mr. Lal, what do they call the Maharaja's wife? 224 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,480 His Highness has not yet taken a wife. 225 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,920 How interesting. 226 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:36,080 Well, maybe it's because he hasn't found the right woman. 227 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:44,960 His 228 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:51,300 Supreme 229 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:57,580 Highness, guardian of Pankhurst tradition, the 230 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,260 Maharaja of Pankhurst... 231 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:27,480 That's the Maharaja. Kid. 232 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,020 Maybe he likes older men. 233 00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,740 Captain Blumberg was just telling me something of the interesting history of 234 00:41:45,740 --> 00:41:47,900 palace, the importance it played in the mutiny. 235 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,960 It seems the British never forget the mutiny of 1857. 236 00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:57,840 Yes, well, you know, I think there are other events before the mutiny. 237 00:41:58,810 --> 00:42:01,630 century, back to the time of flies that are more interesting. 238 00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:06,610 And what events are those, Dr. Jones? If memory serves me correctly, this area, 239 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:09,750 this province, was the center of activity for the puggies. 240 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:13,590 Ah, neat. 241 00:42:14,370 --> 00:42:15,370 Surprise. 242 00:42:18,130 --> 00:42:19,130 Dr. 243 00:42:27,210 --> 00:42:28,210 Jones. 244 00:42:40,650 --> 00:42:47,290 Well, I suppose 245 00:42:47,290 --> 00:42:51,730 stories of the thuggy die hard. There are no story anymore. 246 00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:53,970 I'm not so sure. 247 00:42:54,870 --> 00:42:56,750 He came from a small village. 248 00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,980 The peasants there told us Pankowkala was growing powerful again because of 249 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:03,140 ancient evil. 250 00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:08,180 Village stories, Dr. Jones. They're just fear and folklore. 251 00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:12,240 You're beginning to worry, Captain Plumber. 252 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,500 Not worried, Mr. 253 00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:18,160 Prime Minister. Just interested. 254 00:43:34,890 --> 00:43:37,350 But you're not eating. 255 00:43:39,490 --> 00:43:40,870 I had bugs for lunch. 256 00:43:45,510 --> 00:43:46,570 Give me your hat. 257 00:43:48,950 --> 00:43:50,910 Why? Because I'm going to puke in it. 258 00:43:52,870 --> 00:43:58,010 You know, the villagers also told us that Frank Hotella had taken something. 259 00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:04,130 Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host. 260 00:44:08,170 --> 00:44:09,170 I thought we were talking about folklore. 261 00:44:10,070 --> 00:44:11,110 Excuse me, sir. 262 00:44:11,330 --> 00:44:13,930 Do you have anything simple, like soup? 263 00:44:15,290 --> 00:44:18,470 What exactly was it they say was stolen? 264 00:44:19,790 --> 00:44:21,030 A sacred rock. 265 00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:26,650 You see, Captain, a rock. 266 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:43,440 Something connected. 267 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:49,000 The villager's rock and the old legend of the Shankara stone. 268 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,280 Dr. Jordan. 269 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:53,400 You're all vulnerable to vicious rumors. 270 00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:58,120 I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber 271 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,400 rather than an archaeologist. 272 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,220 Well, the newspapers greatly exaggerated the information. 273 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,080 And wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut your head off if 274 00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,080 you ever returned to the country? No, it wasn't my head. Then your hand, 275 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:11,120 perhaps. 276 00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:15,860 It wasn't my hands. It was my... my misunderstanding. 277 00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:18,640 Exactly what we have here, Dr. Jones. 278 00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:21,940 I have heard the evil stories of the thuggy cult. 279 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,800 I thought the stories were told to frighten children. 280 00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:32,000 Later, I learned the thuggy cult was once real and did have unspeakable 281 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:38,380 I'm ashamed of what happened here so many years ago, and I assure you, this 282 00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:41,020 never happen again in my kingdom. 283 00:45:43,050 --> 00:45:47,230 If I offended you, then I am sorry. 284 00:45:57,770 --> 00:45:58,990 Ah, shit. 285 00:46:13,230 --> 00:46:14,830 Child of monkey brain. 286 00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:32,830 I think I'll just check on Willie. 287 00:46:34,550 --> 00:46:35,890 That's all you better do. 288 00:46:38,130 --> 00:46:40,230 Tell me later what happened. 289 00:46:40,690 --> 00:46:41,690 I'm screwed. 290 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,700 I've got something for you. 291 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,120 There's nothing you have that I could possibly want. 292 00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:00,420 Right. 293 00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:07,740 Oh, 294 00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:14,600 you're very 295 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,600 nice, ma 'am. 296 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:17,340 Maybe you could be my palace slave. 297 00:47:29,100 --> 00:47:30,100 rules to bed, princess? 298 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,320 Yeah. 299 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,800 And nothing else would shock you? 300 00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,140 Nothing shocks me. 301 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,400 I'm a scientist. 302 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,960 So as a scientist, you do a lot of research? 303 00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:48,440 Always. 304 00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:51,160 And what sort of research would you do on me? 305 00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:56,220 Nocturnal activities. 306 00:47:56,600 --> 00:48:00,700 You mean like the sort of cream I put on my face at night? What position I like 307 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:01,618 to sleep in? 308 00:48:01,620 --> 00:48:02,620 Made in customs. 309 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:03,840 Love rituals? 310 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,400 Primitive sexual practices. 311 00:48:06,940 --> 00:48:08,500 So you're an authority in that area? 312 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,440 Years of field work. 313 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,300 I'm blaming you for being sore at me. 314 00:48:22,780 --> 00:48:24,400 I can be hard to handle. 315 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,480 I've had worse. 316 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,220 But you'll never have better. 317 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:34,660 I don't know. 318 00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:38,780 As a scientist, I don't want to prejudice my experiment. I'll let you 319 00:48:38,780 --> 00:48:39,780 the morning. 320 00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:43,160 Why, you can feed it in. 321 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,980 I'm not that easy. 322 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:48,800 I'm not that easy either. 323 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:53,420 The trouble with you is, Willie, you're too used to getting your own way. 324 00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,580 And you're just too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr. 325 00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:58,780 Jones. 326 00:48:59,580 --> 00:49:02,680 If you want me, Willie, then where are you going to find me? 327 00:49:03,220 --> 00:49:04,220 Five minutes. 328 00:49:04,740 --> 00:49:06,460 You'll be back over here in five minutes. 329 00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:08,320 I'll be asleep in five minutes. 330 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,620 Five. You know it. I know it. 331 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:34,740 fallacy eternal activities i am conceited babe 332 00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:40,100 i'll tell you in the morning i can't believe 333 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:43,840 he's not coming he's not coming 334 00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:48,200 i believe i'm not going 335 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,580 Obidjenu with me. Obidjenu with me. 336 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:20,940 Oh, yeah. 337 00:53:07,950 --> 00:53:08,950 Right here. 338 00:53:21,290 --> 00:53:26,050 Follow the footsteps of Sheba. 339 00:53:26,310 --> 00:53:27,310 What does that mean? 340 00:53:30,510 --> 00:53:33,430 Do not betray the truth. 341 00:53:34,290 --> 00:53:36,630 Shorty, go get our stuff. 342 00:54:06,190 --> 00:54:07,650 Stay behind me short round. 343 00:54:09,130 --> 00:54:10,350 Step where I step. 344 00:54:11,550 --> 00:54:13,130 And don't touch anything. 345 00:54:56,810 --> 00:54:59,830 Something on the ground fortune cookies, 346 00:54:59,970 --> 00:55:06,850 let me take a look 347 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:11,960 Thank you. 348 00:56:47,250 --> 00:56:49,690 Trouble? Trouble? What sort 349 00:56:49,690 --> 00:57:02,450 of... 350 00:57:02,450 --> 00:57:06,830 Is that Syria? 351 00:57:07,210 --> 00:57:10,430 There are two dead people down here! 352 00:57:11,010 --> 00:57:12,850 There are going to be two dead people in here! 353 00:57:13,290 --> 00:57:16,170 Sorry! I've almost had enough of you two! 354 00:57:18,090 --> 00:57:19,090 What's the rush? 355 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,510 It's a long story, Willie. Hurry or you don't get to hear it. 356 00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,320 are going 357 01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:06,520 I've never seen anything like this before. 358 01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,280 Nobody's seen this for a hundred years. 359 01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:52,460 Thank you for watching. 360 01:03:25,950 --> 01:03:29,450 He's still alive. 361 01:03:29,910 --> 01:03:31,510 Om Nam Shiva! Om Nam Shiva! 362 01:03:31,770 --> 01:03:33,130 Om Nam Shiva! 363 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:16,600 We'll be right back. 364 01:06:16,940 --> 01:06:17,940 Rocks are brought together. 365 01:06:47,150 --> 01:06:47,988 Keep quiet. 366 01:06:47,990 --> 01:06:51,510 Shorty, you keep an eye on her. Why? Where are you going? Down there. Down 367 01:06:51,510 --> 01:06:52,910 there? Are you crazy? 368 01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:56,850 I'm not leaving here without the stones. 369 01:06:57,390 --> 01:06:59,690 You're going to get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory. 370 01:07:00,710 --> 01:07:01,710 Maybe. 371 01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:04,190 But not today. 372 01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:16,000 Come on, get out of 373 01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:41,712 here! 374 01:11:31,499 --> 01:11:32,880 Let me die. 375 01:11:33,380 --> 01:11:34,640 But I do not. 376 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:38,600 Now, now the evil of Kali take me. 377 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:43,880 How? They will make me drink the blood of the Kali. 378 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:47,440 Then I'll fall into the black sleep of the Kalima. 379 01:11:48,020 --> 01:11:49,020 What is that? 380 01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:51,500 We become like them. 381 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:16,880 You were caught trying to steal the Shankara stones. 382 01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:20,080 There were five stones in the beginning. 383 01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:26,520 Over the centuries, they were dispersed by wars, sold off by thieves like you. 384 01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:27,760 Thieves like me? 385 01:12:27,820 --> 01:12:28,820 Ha! 386 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:31,120 Still missing, too. 387 01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:37,520 A century ago, when the British raided this temple and butchered my people, a 388 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:41,260 loyal priest hid the last two stones down here in the catacombs. 389 01:12:41,660 --> 01:12:44,340 So that's what you've got these slaves digging for, huh? 390 01:12:45,300 --> 01:12:46,620 They're innocent children. 391 01:12:46,900 --> 01:12:49,380 They dig for the gems to support our cause. 392 01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:53,140 They also search for the last two stones. 393 01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:58,740 Soon we will have all the five Shankara stones. 394 01:12:59,700 --> 01:13:01,840 And the thuggies will be all powerful. 395 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,180 What a vivid imagination. 396 01:13:16,010 --> 01:13:21,410 You will, Dr Jones, come 397 01:13:21,410 --> 01:13:24,350 to be a believer. 398 01:14:09,060 --> 01:14:10,220 Don't drink! It's bad! 399 01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:11,700 Don't drink! 400 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:13,760 Fitting out! 401 01:15:06,090 --> 01:15:10,670 You dare not do that. 402 01:15:41,820 --> 01:15:46,140 The British in India will be slaughtered. Then we will overrun the 403 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,660 Then the Hebrew God will fall. 404 01:15:50,470 --> 01:15:53,370 And then the Christian war will be cast down and perverted. 405 01:15:55,910 --> 01:15:58,870 Soon, Kalimba will rule the world. 406 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,120 You know that? 407 01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:52,640 Kalima protect us. 408 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:55,140 We are her children. 409 01:17:56,460 --> 01:18:02,200 We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh and blood. 410 01:18:17,930 --> 01:18:21,330 has seen and she has heard. 411 01:18:22,450 --> 01:18:25,010 Now she will not walk. 412 01:18:34,870 --> 01:18:38,270 I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back. 413 01:19:14,700 --> 01:19:18,520 Thank you for watching. 414 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:26,920 a little bit 415 01:26:39,340 --> 01:26:40,340 It's me. 416 01:27:27,120 --> 01:27:28,120 Get out of here. 417 01:27:30,380 --> 01:27:31,380 Right. 418 01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:32,760 All of us. 419 01:36:03,090 --> 01:36:04,710 Thank you. 420 01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:47,920 What's up? 421 01:40:42,220 --> 01:40:43,220 Water! Water! 422 01:40:43,980 --> 01:40:44,980 Water! 423 01:40:46,240 --> 01:40:47,240 Water! 424 01:41:23,429 --> 01:41:24,810 Who needs a gun? 425 01:43:30,410 --> 01:43:33,110 You are in a position unsuitable to give orders. 426 01:43:34,250 --> 01:43:35,290 Watch your back! 427 01:43:44,710 --> 01:43:46,550 You want the stones? Let him go! 428 01:43:51,190 --> 01:43:52,190 Let him go! 429 01:43:53,930 --> 01:43:55,050 Drop them, Dr. 430 01:43:55,310 --> 01:43:56,310 John! 431 01:43:56,630 --> 01:43:58,030 They will be found! 432 01:43:59,070 --> 01:44:00,070 You won! 433 01:44:52,590 --> 01:44:53,329 Ciao -Chi! 434 01:44:53,330 --> 01:44:54,490 La Su -Ca -Ca! 435 01:46:40,460 --> 01:46:41,960 Thank you. 436 01:48:24,140 --> 01:48:25,480 You son of a bitch! 437 01:51:21,360 --> 01:51:25,180 You are coming back when life fit into our village. 438 01:51:29,420 --> 01:51:33,580 Now you can see the magic of the rock. 439 01:51:34,300 --> 01:51:35,660 You bring back. 440 01:51:36,280 --> 01:51:37,280 Yes. 441 01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:39,600 I understand its power. 442 01:51:47,630 --> 01:51:51,170 Ah, what for? They'd just put it in a museum. It'd be another rock collecting 443 01:51:51,170 --> 01:51:54,610 dust. But then it would have given you your fortune and glory. 444 01:51:55,810 --> 01:51:56,870 Anything could happen. 445 01:51:57,530 --> 01:51:58,870 It's a long way to Delhi. 446 01:51:59,930 --> 01:52:02,990 No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones. 447 01:52:03,930 --> 01:52:06,310 Sweetheart. After all the fun we've had together. 448 01:52:08,080 --> 01:52:12,280 If you think I'm going to Delhi with you or any place else after all the trouble 449 01:52:12,280 --> 01:52:14,780 you've gotten me into, think again, buster. 450 01:52:15,000 --> 01:52:18,500 I'm going up into Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping 451 01:52:18,500 --> 01:52:23,260 heart out and lowering you in the hot pits. This is not my idea of a swell 452 01:52:24,020 --> 01:52:26,340 Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi.